‘Adventures’ at the Swan in Dallington include a 75p pickled egg and a ramekin of nuts.
 Let the vigorous testing of wet weather gear begin.
 And yet there are those who are blind to the magic of cycling.
 The rogue bollard that was the Cycle Bear’s undoing in 2016.
 Mark’s courageous ‘man in tights’ look has yet to set the fashion world ablaze.
 A sylvan glen bristles with cunningly camouflaged doe-eyed houris. As per.
 Lost? Confused? Just follow the scent of Ewhurst Green’s gastro game pie.
 Quiz night, illegal deer butchering … each to his own in rural Sussex.
 Alcohol: the cause of – and the solution to – all life’s problems.
 Affecting photo-art expression of the Brexit crisis, 2018.
 Unorthodox flooring at the Swan.
 At the sign of the log-warmed White Dog in Ewhurst Green, praying to be snowed in for eternity.
 More floor. With saw.
 Swan proprietress stoutly defends unappetising lager.
 Global dampening: bikini-clad houris not pictured.
 Superb extension of the Armistice Centenary tribute (a touching Sussex trait).
 Superhuman defies land-speed record.
 Carry On Camping (or Let Sleeping Bags Lie).
 Bike magically self-incinerates outside Fletchers House Tea-Rooms.
 Soul-plumbing maxim clocked by eagle-eyed snapper.
 Pilgrims flock from far and wide to marvel at the legendary Non-Aligned Platforms Of Rye.
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